- 1 Sardar- “Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sab yaad aa gaye.”
2 Sardar- Aisa kya, kon si film thi?
1 Sardar- “KAMINEY”
- Biggest Feku Mesage Ever :
1 Sardar- Mera ghar itna bada hai k ander local train chalti hai.
2 Sardar- Mera to itna bada hai ki ek kone me chale jao to roaming lagti hai. - Sardar said to Dr: Poore shareer me jaha bhi ungli lagao to bahut dardd hota hai.
Dr, sugsted X-ray for full body.
X-ray report ‘fracture in Finger’ - Driver:-”Sardar ji, Petrol Khatam Hogya hai, gaadi aage nai ja sakti..”
Sardar:-”Oh Shit yar, Chal fir, wapas modle. - 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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- A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy
- May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday
- Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,thats simply Great!!! Happy BDay….
- IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT BRING LOV N JOY 2 U HAPPY BDAY 2 U…
- Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
- Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
- Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
- Boy to girl in romantic mood”Mujh se Shadi karoo gi?” She reply “dakhee thi achi film hay”
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