- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
- Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
- Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
- Boy to girl in romantic mood”Mujh se Shadi karoo gi?” She reply “dakhee thi achi film hay”
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