FUNNY SMS

1. Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
2. Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi? Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga?
3. Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai.
4. Wife:”Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?” Husband:”Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife:”Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband:”Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
5. 2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2nd to tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
6. I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying”Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.
7. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means – With Idiot for Ever
8. 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
9. Bullet wala scooty wali ko:
   Kabhi bullet chalayi hai?
   Scooty wali tez karke aage chali gyi,
   Bullet wala phir barabar aa kar:
   Kabhi bullet chalayi hai?
   Aage ja ke bullet wale ka accident ho gya
   Scooty vali: aaya maza?
   Ladka-“Kamini” tabhi to puch rha tha agar chalayi hai to bata de break kahan hai…
10. A 21st century Lover to his Girlfrnd-Yun mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam…Branded T-shirt hai, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi maa kasam.
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    Haan to sawal ye hai k jalebi ko English me kya kehte hai.
12. 45 Saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya Larki Ki maa Behosh ho gai. Hosh aaya wajah poochi to boli: Ye 25 saal pehle mujhe bhi dekhne aya tha…
13. Boy: I Love You…
    Girl: Meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?
    Boy: Oh ho… Purpose kiya nahi ki gift maangne bhi shuru…
    Uff ye Ladkiya…
14. Student- Sir sab log Hindi, English, Urdu me bolte hai Math me kyo nhi bolte?
    Teacher- Zyada 3, 5 na kar 9, 2, 11 hole nhi to 4, 5 jab dunga to 6 k 36 dikhenge.
15. Boy: U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
    Girl: Oh, Whts ur wife’s name?
    Boy: I’m not yet Married.
    Moral: Learn New methods 2 propose…
16. Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai,
    Tumare pas kya hai,
    Poor man: Mere pas Beta hai, Jiski Girlfrnd teri beti hai.
17. Height of dhoka.
    Hostel student 2 his frnd:”Yaar dhoka hi gaya”Frnd- kyu?
    Student- yaar kitab k pasie mangvaaye the, gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di.
18. PRINCE muvi se pehle vivek oberoi kya kaam karta tha?Socho…Socho…Socho…Nahi pata.
    Majdur tha sala…
    Remembr d song
    “Chhod di Khudaai maine tere liye”
19. Kisi ladki ko chhedo uska hath pakdo Agar wo thappad mare To Kaho – Tum Pehle imtihaan me pas ho gai mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chahiye…
20. Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho sakta hai.

    wah wah…
    Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho sakta hai.

    wah wah…

    koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme me bum ho sakta hai.

21. Do U know the meaning of MBNP?

    SochoSocho

    Socho

    Aur Socho

    Nehi pata?

    M- Mujhe
    B- Bhi
    N- Nehi
    P- Pata
    Its so simple.